Kitty: Oh, Red. What happened to you? That oatmeal was for the hobos.
Red: Well, the idiots used it for a prank.
Kitty: Eric, how many times have I told you, don't poke the bear. Don't poke the bear!
Fez: Well, technically, we didn't poke the bear. We pour oatmeal on the bear.
Red: Are you correcting my wife?
Fez: Kelso's laughing at you.