Quote from Kelso in Kelso's Career
[circle:] Kelso: I can't believe that Jackie wants me to get a job. I mean, my plan has always been to coast through life on my good looks. I mean, look at me! It's like I was chiseled out of marble. Eric: Okay, you guys, here goes. Dad.. I love you. I love you... Pop. Poppy? Pappy? Daddy? No. Fez: Oh, I have to- I have to stop eating Rhonda's chocolates. [eats] Oh, it's hopeless. [drinks chocolate syrup] Hyde: Kelso, if you need to make some quick cash, just sell your blood. And you! You've had enough of this! Fez: No, I can stop anytime I want. I am not selling blood. [they struggle] Kelso: There's no way that anything inside of my body is coming out for cash. Eric: Well, that's too bad, Kelso, 'cause I hear there's this clinic in Madison that'll pay you for your, um, manly donations. Kelso: Manly donations? No way! They'll pay you for that? Well, I'll do that. I'm good at that.