Penny: I saw Uncle Red leaving, and I wanted to talk to you alone. See, I kind of have a crush on you.
Eric: Okay, Penny, okay. [inhales sharply] Look, I don't know what the laws are down in Florida. But up here, the cousin-lovin' is really frowned upon.
Penny: That's why I wanted to talk to you. Last week, I overheard my parents talking, and I found out that I'm adopted. So, technically, we're not even related.
Eric: Well, that's a twist.
Penny: And all those feelings that I had about you that would've been wrong?
Eric: Are pretty freakin' right! Bring it in. [they hug] Now you're warm and I don't feel bad about that.