Eric: Hey, guys. I got news. Turns out Stacey doesn't even like me.
Kelso: Yeah, we kind of expected that.
Hyde: I thought you said you had news.
Eric: Well, yeah. Here it comes. She likes Red.
Kelso: Oh!
Donna: Oh, my God!
Kelso: Oh. You're gonna have to leave town!
Eric: Why?
Kelso: Oh, 'cause we're gonna tell everyone! [guffaws]