Kelso: Guess who made out with Pam Macy behind the gym?
Hyde: Everyone.
Kelso: No! Me! [laughs]
Eric: Kelso, a lot of people hang out behind the gym.
Kelso: Yeah, that's what's so great about it. Everybody saw it!
Hyde: Oh, that's great, man.
Kelso: Yeah.
Hyde: Because now everybody can tell Jackie, you moron.
Eric: Yeah. And then she's gonna dump you and we won't be able to go up to her ski cabin.
Kelso: She's never gonna find out.