Girl #1: God bless us, everyone!
Jackie: And Hyde loves Donna.
Hyde: She's crazy, man!
Red: Eric, what the hell is going on here? Have these girls been drinking?
Eric: No. Look, Dad, I swear. Just Mom's punch.
Red: [drinks] Lousy with hooch!
Hyde: You see? You see? You see, Red? She's drunk, man. That's drunk talk. False.
Red: Come on, Jackie. I'll take you and the "sob sisters" home. Eric, the rest of that beer goes in my refrigerator. Donna, your father's upstairs. I suggest you join him. Steven, you help Eric clean up. And Kelso, go home!
Fez: Eric, do something. Your father's taking my women!