Eric: This whole basement thing is Donna's fault. I mean, what's her problem? She's been messing with me all day.
Hyde: It could be payback.
Eric: For what?
Hyde: Well, she had to see you naked for two years. That must've been unpleasant.
Eric: You know, for a guy who's been orphaned twice, you really lack compassion. Speaking of hurtful things... Hey, where's your dad, man?
Hyde: [coughs] Okay. He, uh- He went to work for the police... developing high-tech handcuffs to restrain people with tiny wrists.