Fez: May I ask you a question?
Hyde: Sure.
Fez: What the hell are you doing?
Hyde: What?
Fez: Buying Donna a gift. You know Eric likes her.
Hyde: I know, man, but, you know, they're not officially-
Fez: Still, in my country, I would string you from the tallest tree.
Hyde: We're not in your country, Fez.
Fez: Right. So good luck with Donna.