Woofy: Hey there, kids! I'm Woofy, the Funland Dog, and I'm here to make sure that you have fun, fun, fun!
Hyde: Touch me like that again you're gonna eat your Alpo through a straw, straw, straw!
Woofy: Oh. Okeydokey. Well, I'm going down to the saloon to look for the guy who shot my paw. [laughs]
Fez: Oh, my God! That was Woofy, and he talked to us.