Eric: Oh, God!
Buddy: What?
Eric: Nothing. I forgot to call Donna.
Buddy: Ah, Donna. So she's like your girlfriend?
Eric: I don't know. I don't know.
Buddy: You know, it's okay to be confused, Eric.
Eric: Yeah, you know, sometimes... I feel like... I don't know, like we're in a movie, right? And, um, I'm nervous around her and I feel like I'm playing this part, right? But it's not me.
Buddy: Mmm-hmm. [kisses Eric]
Eric: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Buddy: What?
Eric: You- You are- You're gay!
Buddy: Me? No, I'm not gay.
Eric: You're not? But you just kissed me.
Buddy: Okay, I'm gay.
Eric: Can you take me home now?