Bernice: Eric, where've you been hiding?
Eric: I've been doing some homework. That's important. Yeah. You know, actually, it's a really interesting-
Bernice: Eric, a little less talk and a little more rubbing. You're the only one who's not afraid of my bunion.
Eric: Oh, dear.
Fez: [enters] Good-bye, Eric, I am going home now.
Eric: No, wait, Fez, you haven't met Grandma.
Fez: Hello, Grandma. Oh... In my village, we worship feet. And these dogs are a holy treasure.
Bernice: You wanna rub them?
Fez: May I?
Eric: Knock yourself out.