Eric: No, I wanna keep peace in the family.
Hyde: Yeah, Donna, Forman wants the Hallmark card family.
Eric: The what?
Hyde: You know, Grandma comes over...
[fantasy: Red, Bernice and Kitty are smiling as they sit on the couch in their church clothes:]
Hyde: [as Kitty] To my mother-in-law on this beautiful Sunday. Your smiling face your kind embrace has made my home a happy place.
Hyde: [as Bernice] And I'm so happy you're the one to whom I gave my loving son.
Hyde: [as Red] And I'm so happy you're both happy 'cause otherwise life would be crappy.
[reality:]
Eric: I don't want that.
Hyde: Yeah, you do. I can see it in those wide, hopeful eyes. But the reality is this:
[fantasy: Red, Bernice and Kitty are smiling as they sit on the couch in their church clothes:]
Hyde: [as Bernice] To my daughter-in-law, you took my son.
Hyde: [as Kitty] You wrecked my life.
Hyde: [as Bernice] You stole my youth.
Hyde: [as Red] You hate my wife.
Hyde: [as Kitty] I do my best.
Hyde: [as Bernice] Now, that's a joke.
Hyde: [as Red] I'm going out.
Hyde: [as Kitty] I need a smoke.