Donna: Why are you telling me this?
Eric: I feel guilty because it was like really kissing.
Donna: So what we do isn't really kissing?
Eric: I thought you should know, considering that you and I have a thing. Right?
Donna: Well, obviously we don't have a thing if you're running around kissing slutty girls, right?
Eric: Okay, you're mad.
Donna: Mad? No. Why should I be mad? I mean, in fact, you can kiss whatever you want. Start with your own butt!