Kelso: Eric. The Omen is playing at the drive-in. You know what this means for us? It's make-out city.
Eric: I really like you as a friend, Kelso. Can I bring a girl?
Kelso: Yeah. Man, it's gonna be great. Horror movies turn on chicks faster than porno.
Hyde: Really? Faster than that?
Kelso: Yeah. If only somebody would make a porno horror movie.
Eric: Oh, yeah. Then there'd be no stopping you.
Red: Eric. Is that kid from... not America down here?
Eric: Dad, it's Fez.
Red: Yeah, whatever. The Erdmans called and they want him... to... go home! Kelso, stop saying "porno."
Kelso: I didn't say it, Mr. Forman. Fez did.
Fez: You are a bitch.