Kelso Quote #875
Kelso: Eric. The Omen is playing at the drive-in. You know what this means for us? It's make-out city.
Eric: I really like you as a friend, Kelso. Can I bring a girl?
Kelso: Yeah. Man, it's gonna be great. Horror movies turn on chicks faster than porno.
Hyde: Really? Faster than that?
Kelso: Yeah. If only somebody would make a porno horror movie.
Eric: Oh, yeah. Then there'd be no stopping you.
Red: Eric. Is that kid from... not America down here?
Eric: Dad, it's Fez.
Red: Yeah, whatever. The Erdmans called and they want him... to... go home! Kelso, stop saying "porno."
Kelso: I didn't say it, Mr. Forman. Fez did.
Fez: You are a bitch.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Drive-In’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
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Fez: I am telling you, I heard it. The devil is singing backwards on the record.
Hyde: [coughs] It's not the devil, man. It's Congress. They passed a secret law to put backward messages in our records, man. They want to kill rock and roll because they know it makes us horny, man.
Eric: Doesn't, uh... Doesn't pretty much everything make us horny?
Kelso: Cartoons make me horny. Oh, and food.
Fez: When you play the record backwards, you can hear the devil speak. I am starting to hear him everywhere. [whimpers]
Hyde: [incoherent chattering]
[After the camera pans over to Eric, it pans counter-clockwise back to Hyde]
Hyde: Satan is your master, Fez. Worship Satan.
Fez: [whining]
Hyde: Before you worship Satan, get him a cherry pop. Get Satan a cherry pop. Get Satan a cherry pop. A pop, man. Get me a pop. Fez, man, get me a pop!
Fez: Oh, I'm sorry. I misunderstood.
Hyde: Satan's second choice is root beer.
Fez: Ay!
Quote from Fez
Fez: Oh, no. Dick Tracy is trapped in a giant clam. Farewell, sweet Dick!
Hyde: A man being eaten by a giant clam. Now, I'm not Sigmund Freud, but...
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, you know what this is, Red?
Red: Some lady magazine.
Kitty: It's Cosmo.
Red: Oh, no.
Kitty: I'm gonna tell you something, Red. I just took the "how spontaneous is your relationship?" quiz. And you know what?
Red: What?
Kitty: We got three out of ten. And I cheated.