Quote from Red in Battle of the Sexists
Eric: Uh, Dad, about this table- Kitty: Eric. Red: What about the table? Kitty: Just that it is so darn great, Red. [laughs] Red: I think I ought to shave down the legs. Kitty: No, that would just ruin it, Red. Red: For God's sakes, I know how to cut the legs off a table. Eric: You're telling me. [chuckles] Red: What was that? Eric: Nothing, sir. [Kitty laughs]