Donna: Look, I've lived next door to Eric my entire life and we talk about everything together. We love the same music, we love the Packers. Then I kissed him, and everything changed. Now I don't know if he's my boyfriend or if he's my best friend. And if he's my boyfriend, I'd lose my best friend. And if I screw it up, I lose my best friend and my boy friend. And now I have to get him this gift and I don't know...
Jackie: Donna! Donna! I've solved it. Get him a scented candle.
Donna: A scented candle?
Jackie: It's practical and romantic. Oh, yeah.