Jackie: Okay, what happened?
Donna: Jackie, I'm not gonna talk to you about this.
Jackie: Then who are you gonna talk to? [meanwhile, the guys all make armpit farts]
Donna: Okay, we get home from the Rundgren Concert and I'm sitting on the hood of the car, and I kissed him.
Jackie: French or American?
Donna: I can't believe I'm talking to you about this.