Quote from Jackie in Eric's Birthday
Donna: I got you something. Jackie: No. Donna, help me find my purse. Now. [both go into the kitchen] Donna: Jackie, you didn't even bring a purse. Jackie: Duh. You can't give him your present in front of his guy friends. Donna: I am one of his guy friends. Jackie: Look, Donna, I have put a lot of thought into this gift. Please do not wreck this for me. Donna: I'm sorry. I guess I was being selfish. Jackie: It's okay. [comforts Donna]