Red: Oh, hi, Kitty. Uh, you know I was just thinking about how much I love you.
Kitty: So, you remember yet?
Red: Yes! No.
Kitty: It was November 17, 1953 at a U.S.O. dance. I remember because it was the most important moment of my life!
Red: Really, Kitty? Because in November 1953, I was in Korea. So I'm pretty sure that you were talking to someone else.
Kitty: Are you sure? Maybe- Maybe you came home for the weekend.
Red: Not from Korea.
Kitty: Oh, great. Now, neither one of us knows how we met. Well, you better get your thinking cap on, mister.