Eric: Man, I thought we were past the phase where we had to impress each other.
Hyde: You are. Now you're in the she-dumps-you-for-a-biker-with-a-wicked-tattoo phase. The most entertaining of all phases.
Eric: Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Hyde! That's it! A tattoo's dangerous! There's a place next to the liquor store. I could go get one right now.
Leo: [distorted voice] No way, man. We're not gonna let you go to some sleazy tattoo parlor and spend money for something you'll regret for the rest of your life. I'll tattoo you for free, man. I'm pretty sure I used to do this for a living.