Fez: Hello, my sweet girlfriend.
[As Caroline kisses Fez's head, Donna and Jackie place their hands on Fez's thighs. Caroline grabs their hands]
Caroline: We've been over this!
Fez: Caroline!
Caroline: Touch Fez and die!
Fez: Stop it! These are my friends!
Caroline: Oh, really? Did they shoplift 30 dollars' worth of indelible ink markers and write your name on every inch of their room? [stamps foot] Every inch! Did they?
Fez: Um, did you guys do that?
Donna & Jackie: No.
Fez: Well, there you have it.