Quote from Red in Holy Craps!
Red: Hey, that's a craps table. Pastor Dave: Yep. Except here it's called "cripes." Would you like to be the next holy roller? Red: Are you kidding? Next to prayer, craps is my favorite thing about church. Pastor Dave: Well, enjoy yourself. I gotta go check out the Last Supper bake sale. Free cupcakes for anyone who doesn't deny the Lord!