Kitty: Earl. What brings you here?
Earl: Uh, I took the bus. First off, Kitty, I'd like to say you have a lovely home. Second of all, screw you, Red.
Red: What?
Earl: Well, I'm out of work, and it's all your fault. How am I supposed to pay my bills or feed my dog or go to Hawaii?
Red: Look, Earl you can't blame me for getting fired. I didn't make you too dumb to flip burgers. That's God's fault.
Earl: Yeah, well, you know the Christmas card you get of me and my dog every year? You're off the list. Yeah. That's right. Don't bother checking the mailbox, Red, 'cause it ain't comin'. [exits]
Kitty: I loved his Christmas cards. They were handmade.