Red: Here you go. Enjoy your burger.
Kitty: And thank you for choosing the Formans for your Veteran's Day celebration needs.
Red: Kitty, why is everybody over at Bob's?
Eric: They've got chicken.
Red: Chicken? Well, isn't that a surprise? A National Guardsman serving up chicken. Well, he's not gonna get away with this. Eric, chop up some onions and mix it in with the meat.
Eric: Why can't we just put the onions on top of the burger?
Red: Eric, do you want to win this thing or don't you?