Quote from Red in Jackie Bags Hyde
Eric: Bad news, Dad. The Pinciottis have these. Red: Red, white and blue napkins? That clever S.O.B. And I cheaped out and went for the plain white. Eric: So what, now we surrender? Red: Surrender? You know, if this were an actual war, you'd be the first in a body bag. Eric: Yes, sir. I'm gonna go refill the ketchups. Red: [soda can explodes over Red] Schlitz.