Paperboy: Hey, Forman. I want my money.
Kelso: Oh, I- Oh. There's no Formans here. See for yourself.
Paperboy: Then why does it say Forman on your shirt?
Kelso: Oh, I borrowed the shirt.
Paperboy: That's a bunch of bullcorn, Forman. Now, give me my money.
Kelso: I'm not Forman.
[As Kelso tries to shut the door, the paperboy sticks his foot in the way]
Kelso: All right, look. Don't you think you're taking this paperboy thing a little too serious?
Paperboy: I'm a very serious paperboy.
Kelso: Okay, you know what this is? This is a case of mistaken identity. See, you are mistaken about my identity.
Paperboy: Fork it over, Forman!
Kelso: Look, someone's stealing your bike. [closes door] All right, there's two guys stupider than me.