Kelso: Man... You guys... I gotta break up with Laurie.
Hyde: Kelso, remember how you said you were gonna juggle 'em both till it blew up in your face?
Kelso: Yeah?
Hyde: Well... kablooey!
Kelso: Okay, I know I tried before, right? But this time, Laurie'll see how much I love Jackie and that my motives are good and pure. And then she'll just let me go.
Hyde: Then you and all the leprechauns can ride unicorns to a wonderful celebration in Fairyland.