Quote from Kelso in Eric's Stash
Kelso: Okay, Jackie, let's get to work. [chuckles] Jackie: Well, Michael, we've already done a lot. I mean, I decided on this dress, and Fez is gonna do my hair. Kelso: All right. But I'm gonna tell you something, Jackie. I've seen pictures of his people and they aren't pretty. Fez: Bite me, pageant boy. Kelso: Coach. All right, fine. I guess we could use the help. Fez, you can handle Jackie's body and I'll take care of her mind.