Jackie: Say it.
Kelso: I do not keep secrets from you.
Jackie: Again.
Kelso: I do not keep secrets from you.
Jackie: Again.
Kelso: I do not keep secrets...
Fez: Ay! Shut up! I am going insane. Kelso, if you want to possess a woman, this is what you need to do. [takes Jackie's hand] I, as a mortal, am not worthy of your love. You are a goddess and I worship you. And I dedicate every moment of my waking life to your joy.
Kelso: [takes Jackie's hand] Okay, what he said.
Jackie: Oh, Michael. [they kiss]
[Fez puts on the helmet and starts banging his head against the coffee table]