Red: Okay. I'm gonna say I'm sorry, but, you know, you do lie a lot.
Eric: What have I lied about?
Red: You've lied about the beer keg, the dent in the Vista Cruiser. You lied when you said you weren't taking the car out of town.
Eric: Wait. You knew about that?
Red: I do now.
Eric: Oh!
Red: Ha! We're even.
Eric: Oh, Dad, you've gotta be kidding me.
Red: Okay. I'm sorry I made you smoke all those cigarettes.
Eric: Okay. Yeah. That's okay. Actually, I kind of liked 'em.
Red: Watch it.
Eric: No, no. I bet they'd go great with beer.
Red: So does a swift kick in the ass.