Hyde: What did you do?
Eric: Nothing! I did what you said. I told her I loved her.
Hyde: You're lying.
Eric: No, it's true, except... Except... And I might've, you know... Popped her one on the shoulder and called her, "Man."
Fez: You idiot.
Eric: Hey, this isn't my fault. It's your fault! You said if I told her I loved her, she'd say it back, but she didn't, man. She just stared at me.
Hyde: Well, did you give her a chance to answer? How long did you wait before you completely muffed out?
Eric: Forever, man. Like, five minutes.
Hyde: You're lying!
Eric: No. It's true. It was like... Well, maybe just a couple seconds, but I... Time ceased to exist, okay? I was just hangin' out there, really far out there. Just... hangin'.
Hyde: "Eric contributes in class, but does not follow directions."