[soap opera fantasy:]
Narrator: [v.o.] And now, another episode of Point Place.
Red: My God, Kitty... what have I become?
Kitty: [boom mic squeals] I don't know. You're not the man I married. And I'm not Kitty.
Red: What are you saying?
Kitty: I am Kitty. But I am leaving you for Dr. Cloke. Or should I say... Eric's real father.
Red: But why?
Kitty: He has a job. What do you have, Red Forman? What... do... you... have?
Red: I've got nothing. Dear God, will I ever work again? [sobs]