Jackie: God, I can't believe Michael pushed me out of the way like that.
Donna: Me neither. I figured he'd use you as a human shield.
Jackie: Donna, the most noble thing a man can do is lay down his life for a woman he loves. Ideally, while she's still young and can remarry. Do you know who protected me there? Fez.
Donna: Well, he had to. He's Batman.