Kelso: God, this is stupid.
Jackie: Shut up, Michael, I'm almost done.
Kelso: I can't believe I let you talk me into this.
Jackie: Okay. Here, take a look.
Kelso: Fine. Ok, yeah. My eyes are gorgeous.
Jackie: See? See, I told you. [gasps] Michael, do you know what you need now? Some blush.
Kelso: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jackie. All right, glam is one thing, but I think we're crossing over into weird.
Jackie: No, no, trust me, Michael. We're not. With cheekbones like that, blush is your best friend.
Kelso: Yeah, I do have bitchin' cheekbones. Okay, let's blush.