Eric: This backseat sucks. Plus it's too small. Fez's leg is touching mine.
Fez: No. Your leg is touching mine.
Eric: I shouldn't even be in the back seat. You know, I should be driving my own car.
Hyde: Well, the reason you're not driving your own car, Forman is because you're irresponsible, and you scratched it. [laughs]
Kelso: Yeah. That's a good one. [Eric gives Kelso a purple nurple] I'm trying to drive the car here, man!