Kelso: Eric, you gotta help us.
Eric: So now I'm back in charge? This is so typical. Okay, you know what? Fine. Once again, I'll suck it up, be the man and save all your sorry asses. [knocks on cell door] Officer, I need to talk to you, please. [steps outside] [cries] You gotta let me go! Please, God. My dad's gonna kill me.
Police Officer #1: You stole a car, kid. What kind of cop would I be if I just let you go?
Eric: My best friend the cop? Look, it really wasn't my fault. We borrowed it from a friend.
Police Officer #1: Yeah, haven't heard that one before. Hey, guess what? They didn't really steal the car. They borrowed it from a friend.
Police Officer #2: Well, actually, they did. Turns out this guy Sully borrowed it from his grandmother and she forgot and called it in stolen. Nice old lady, though. She plays bingo.
Eric: Oh, my God, this is great. So, we're free to go?
Police Officer #2: Yeah. Which one are you?
Eric: Eric Forman.
Police Officer #2: Forman? Is your dad Red Forman?
Eric: Uh... Yeah.
Police Officer #2: You poor bastard.
Eric: Well, thank you.