Quote from Red in Eric's Buddy
Red: Well, you got your variable speed here. It's completely stainless steel throughout. So you know it'll last forever. Comes with everything you see. And so, the only decision you'd have to make is what color you want. Woman: I'll take white. Red: Can't go wrong there. Woman: Thank you so much. You know, you're the most helpful salesman I've ever had. Red: Well, thank you. Well, you go ahead and look around. I'll write this up. [to Bob] I sold a Mix Master. Bob: Oh, jeez, Red, that's great. What did I tell you? Today is your day. Red: [dials phone] Hello, Kitty. Guess who sold a Mix Master?