Midge: [answers phone] Hello?
Jackie: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Midge: Donna, it's for you.
Donna: [takes phone] Hello?
Jackie: You beat Eric at basketball! How could that happen?
Donna: So I beat Eric at basketball. What's the big deal?
Jackie: Eric will never be your boyfriend if you keep beating him at stuff. Okay, it is like in West Side Story. Now, if Maria beat Tony at one-on-one, they would have never fallen in love.
Donna: Yeah, and Tony never would have been killed in that knife fight.
Jackie: And neither will Eric if you're not careful.
Donna: No. Don't worry about it. Someone will stab Eric. Bye.