Quote from Fez in That '70s Finale
Fez: Okay, Jackie. I think I figured out why we haven't been able to have our first kiss. We have too much history together. So, I thought that tonight it would be romantic if I rewrite some of that history. Look! [Fez shines a spotlight on the water tower, where the graffito now reads "Michael + Fez"] Fez: Oh, crap! It was dark.