Fez: Yeah, I'm going to Weight Watchers to pick up women. The thin ones are great, but they have low self-esteem. That way, you get a hot chick for fat girls prices.
Jackie: Wait, Fez. Hey, maybe we should go. You know, and defend the music that we love. As a team.
Fez: Sure, what the hell. Weight Watcher meetings will always be there. God bless The Dairy State. We never run out of fat girls.