Fez Quote #931
Quote from Fez in We Will Rock You
Fez: Yeah, I'm going to Weight Watchers to pick up women. The thin ones are great, but they have low self-esteem. That way, you get a hot chick for fat girls prices.
Jackie: Wait, Fez. Hey, maybe we should go. You know, and defend the music that we love. As a team.
Fez: Sure, what the hell. Weight Watcher meetings will always be there. God bless The Dairy State. We never run out of fat girls.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘We Will Rock You’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: What do you guys have against disco? It's the only thing white people can dance to.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Disco sucks, man. It's painful to listen to. It makes me wanna shoot myself. It's the musical equivalent of Jackie.
Quote from Fez
Jackie: Fez, guess what I just got. The new Village People album!
Fez: How many songs can they write about where men go to massage each other? [reads track list] The Navy. These boys never let me down!