Jackie: Oh, okay. Look, Fez, you're not... You're not going to die alone.
Fez: Yes, I am. I'm a foreign weirdo.
Jackie: No, no. You have fascinating stories about faraway lands.
Fez: I scare women away with my clinginess.
Jackie: But when someone needs you, you're always there.
Fez: People can barely understand a word I say.
Jackie: Well, yes, but that's a good thing, because sometimes you say really stupid things. Uh, okay, look, Fez, you're a great guy, okay. You're funny and you're cute. And any girl would be lucky to have you.
Fez: Oh, Jackie, you're so sweet. Why can't I find a woman like you who likes me?
Jackie: I got to go. [exits]
Fez: Well, if I watch some TV, I'll feel better.
Announcer: [on TV] And now, Masterpiece Theatre presents A Lonely Foreigner.