Quote from Fez in Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Hilary: Fez, great news. I have an opportunity to do something that is going to make me incredibly happy. Fez: Oh, that is wonderful. Hilary: I'm going to become a nun. Fez: You selfish whore! Hilary: Listen, I join the convent next week. So, I'm sorry. But, if it makes you feel any better, you're the last man to ever touch me. Unless, I meet someone in Italy before I take my vows. See you.