Jackie: Okay, I need a boyfriend. But I don't want to end up with someone as stupid as Michael or someone as wrong for me as Steven. I know. I'm gonna write up a list. Write down everything I want in a man and then find the guy who matches up!
Fez: I did that once. But with candy.
Jackie: Okay. What do I want in a guy? Ah, Olympic gold medalist, someone who doesn't talk to the help. Ooh, doesn't look like Eric.
Donna: Jackie, if you're serious about this list, maybe you should pick qualities that are a little more realistic?
Jackie: Ah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. No fatties, no baldies.