Quote from Hyde in Keep Yourself Alive
Jackie: Wait, how am I supposed to get across? Hyde: Come across like you always do. Real bitchy. Jackie: Oh. Okay, you know what? Even when we were dating, you never did the gentlemanly thing. Hyde: All right, fine, give me your hand. Jackie: No, I am not touching that hand. You have been burping in that hand all day. Hyde: Come on, you've touched grosser things than this. You went out with Kelso for four years.