Donna: Mr. Forman, your wife just saw me and Randy kissing in the driveway.
Bob: Whoo-hoo!
Donna: Then she yelled at us, so I told her she was a bad mother and that Eric moved away to Africa to get away from her. Now she's really mad at me.
Red: Well, of course she's mad at you, Donna. You can't just go around telling people the truth!