Fez: But I would like to help.
Jackie: No, Fez, if Christine finds out we're faking it, I'm fired.
Fez: I can sell it, baby. Besides, interracial couples are sexy. Because it's illegal.
Jackie: Fez, it's not illegal for people of two different races to date.
Fez: It's not?
Jackie: Uh-uh.
Fez: Freaking Hyde!