Quote from Fez in Killer Queen
Fez: I see where you're going with this, Jackie, and don't worry, if it will save your job, I will pretend to be your boyfriend. We should probably practice. Jackie: Oh, get off me! Fez: I was trying to help. Jackie: You were trying to cop a feel! Fez: You didn't let me finish. I was trying to help myself to a handful of your boob.