Kitty: Oh, Jackie, you're watching Christine St. George. I just love her. [laughs] The other day she had a tiger cub on her show. It was just the sweetest thing you ever saw. Right up until it mauled the weather man.
Jackie: Yeah, but he probably deserved it. He looks like he smells like ham.
Kitty: Oh, but you know what? Christine handled it perfectly. She distracted the tiger with the food critic's lamb chop and then she made a tourniquet out of her microphone cord.
Jackie: I know, she's amazing! Oh, oh, she's back!
Christine St. George: [on TV] That sure is one big pumpkin, Tim. Coming up, a high school marching band that collectively has lost more than 400 pounds.
Jackie: You know what? I'm gonna write Christine a letter and ask her for a job.
Kitty: Oh, no, no, no, no, you have got to go talk to her in person. Trust me, there is nothing celebrities like more than people showing up in their offices.